Have a look. But better don't look into their eyes.
This gallery features an almost complete list of all existing images of laser-eyed dogs in tutus.
Rule #1 when sitting at a Campfire with Laserdogs:
Always watch your Marshmellows.
Until the late 19th century, people had no clear explanation for the origin of the distant guitar music, that could often be heared during a full moon.
Today most scientists agree, that the source has to be laserdogs, playing on their eggplant guitar.
Since the beginning of mankind, humans try to recreate the beauty of nature.
Since 1805 they are actually succeeding.
When upscaling Pixel-Art, there are a lot of algorithms to choose from, but the LSDG is always recommended for recovering small details.
My plans for today:
✅ Wake Up
✅ Put on Tutu
✅ Laser around
⬜ Eat
⬜ Eat more
⬜ Run around naked
Though the majority of Laserdogs are Atheists, they are often found near Christmas trees. Most likely, because they hope that one of the presents underneath could be for them.
Perhaps a new tutu?
"Don't tell me, you still needed that shoe!"
Due to accidental cropping, the album-cover for Pink Floyds The Dark Side of the Moon only showed a small portion of the full artwork. Here's the original version.
Though Bodo knew that the Popup was probably from a scam-website, he couldn't help but click it, to find out more about that beautiful Laser-Corgi.
Being aware of his role model function for children, Laserdogs not only wear their security tutu, but also a protective helmet, whilst engaging in extrem sports.
Have a good flight, Mr. Laserdog!
Dispite its astonishing beauty, Laser-Corgis don't like to be reduced to the look of their tutu. Instead they also want their talent to shoot lasers from their eyes to be recognized.
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"Somehwere over the rainbow,
there's a laserdog in the sky.
he's smiling because he's wearing a tutu
why then, oh why don't I?"
- Over the Rainbow, E. Y. Harburg
"The dog, the tutu and the baroque diagonal" is a standard reference for art students worldwide.
In this example, we see an example for the masterful execution of a composition using dynammic symmetry (1674, Unknown Italian Artist)
The Banana-Dog (Frcutus canis) is named after its similarity to bananas. Its natural habitate is the fruit basket, making him blend perfectly with its environment - only its tutu and the bright laser rays emitted from his eyes devaluate its otherwise perfect disguise.
When searching for a new friend, look out for the following properties:
‣ It is a dog
‣ It has a tutu
‣ It shoots laser from its eyes
In his famous painting "Dog with a Pearl Earring", Vermeer masterfully captured the longig for the ability to shoot laser from ones eyes whilest wearing a tutu. A deep desire that slumbers in all of us.
The three most important utilities for doing gummy-bear-research are the following:
1) A lab-coat
2) An Erlenmeyer flask
3) A dog assistant with a lab-tutu
The early 1800s were the peak of livestock paintings. Fat cows, massive pigs and mighty laserdogs were prized as proof of their owners' success in breeding for size and weight.
The portraits were often exaggerated to emphasize the idealized animal shape - rectangular cows, football-shaped sheep and oblong laserdogs.
When playing "Who am I", there is a popular rule called "without Laserdogs".
Playing without the modifier generally leads to >30% of players chosing "A Laserdog in a Tutu" as the secret person to guess - which can decrease variety and tension.
The Anime "Laser Dog & Tutu" was a great success in Japan and South Korea, but unfortunately never gained pouplarity in western countries.
Me when waiting for the release of a new episode of "Laser Dog & Tutu"
The popularity of the Anime "Laser Dog & Tutu" lead to the development of the Videogame "Laser Dog in Tutu" for the Sega Mega Drive. Unfortunately, the Studio closed before the game was released.
The laserdog mother is protecting her whelp from an evil laserbear.
Laserbears are infamous for stealing the tutus of other species, so the small dog is lucky to have her mother by her side.
Due to a mistranslation, the friendly laserdog in the original "Red Riding Hood" was misunderstood as a big bad wolf.
In fact he was quite a good boy - the only thing you could blame him for was, that he was wearing grandmothers tutu without her permission.
The occurrence of the first laserdogs of the year marks the beginning of spring and is celebrated as a major event in japanese culture.
They often come in pairs with cherry blossoms, complementing their tutus.
The common belief, that Avalance Dogs always carry a keg of Schnaps is a myth. It is crucial for them to stay sober to correctly marshal the rescue helicopters with their laser eyes.
In 2017, more than 70% of the revenue of local tutu stores was generated by laser dogs. Thus it's no surprise, that they are highly valued costumers - as long as they dont destroy too much of the furnishing.
The victim was shot 6 times by an unknown laser ray.
Furtunately inspector tutu dog is on the case and already found someone with a really suspicious necktie.
The giant mountain-dog tries to counteract its frightening appearance by wearing her tutu on the head. Her friends appreciate the effort.
Laser-Flamingos are quite picky when it comes to who rides on their back. But who can deny a dog in such a marvelous tutu the passage?
In nordic mythology, the continents were formed by the five creator-dogs - recognizable by their tutus. The process heavily involved the use of laser rays, cast from their eyes.
While there are multiple explanations about what makes dogs in tutus so beautiful, physicians still don't have a consistent theory that explains the refraction of the laser beams, that they fire through their eyes.
Laser-Dog: 1
Forest: 0
Pop art is an art movement, that presents a challenge to traditions of fine art by including imagery from popular and mass culture, mainly dogs in tutus with laser eyes.
No matter its surrounding, a laser dog finds friends in every environment. Experts believe it's due to the beautiful tutu that attracts potential compagnions.
Monsieur le chien is about to dance in his tutu. His eyes fire out laser beams to the beat of the music.
A Tutu dog in its natural habitate, hunting with the help of its laser eyes.
Neat dogs always pay attention to keeping their tutus clean. Exceptionally well-behaved ones also pay attention not to destroy the washing mashine with their laser eyes.
Ever wondered what happens when the laser of a dog in a tutu hits the laser of a wild fox without any tutu at all? Wonder no longer!
Our hero Laser-Dog is enjoying the holiday season on his surfboard. You can tell he's excited by the beams of laser, emitted from his eyes.
A very popular theme in impressionist art is the so called "Dog with laser eyes in tutu". The color RAL 3001 is a common choice for the Tutu.
What an Epic Battle.
LASER-DOGE in its Pink Tutu is fighting against TUTU-DOGE with its laser eyes.
Who's gonna win?
Being a friend of good weather, it's a no-brainer for this dog to destroy those bad weather clouds with his laser-eyes. Its also a no-brainer for him to wear a stylish tutu.
Here we have a cute doge, firing some laser with his eyes. If you look closely, you can notice he is wearing a beautiful tutu.
Oh no. What have you done?
You damaged the Space-Time-Continuum.
Bad Doge.